psychotic-gerard:

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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psifly:

labor9:

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hey im getting a vibe this isnt about nicknames

shinigami eyes have allowed for some wild enviromental storytelling

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priceforrottenjudgement:

Ppl dont seem to realise that “only perceivably queer people should have access to queer spaces and support” and “nobody is obligated to out themselves to you and nobody needs to provide proof of their sexuality/identity” CANNOT coexist.

People are very quick to say “nobody should ever be forced out of the closet, there is no one way to be queer” but then throw a fit when someone who isnt visibly gay plays a gay character or when someone who isnt officially out acts in a ~queer way~.

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dotshaft:

radiofreederry:

rnjsus:

20int0wis:

radiofreederry:

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

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solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

Have you thought of just. Not falling.

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rubixpsyche:

typical-straight-girl:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

That time Triple H accidentally came out as bisexual and immediately regretted it

Rare L for the Bilinguals who cannot use this line

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soggystyrofoam:

soggystyrofoam:

soggystyrofoam:

that post about tumblr being better for artists than twitter on an engagement numbers level is crazy. why are we lying 

the ONLY thing tumblr can do is keep older art circulating longer, bc tumblr is better for artists in terms of archiving. but on a pure “flash in the pan engagement get your art noticed by as many people as possible fast, get you potential business out of it” level twitter is leagues better

like dont get it twisted im thankful for any and all engagement i get on art posts but as someone who makes part of my living from art, historically posting art on twitter has gotten me money and posting art on tumblr has gotten me people tagging 5 year old drawings with the names of their OCs

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heartseeker:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

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i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

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shes turning 2

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SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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itsjordannh:

kaldurcalm:

Cackling.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.  URGING you to consider firework alternatives:  - screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky  - dropping a stack of large books on the floor - wrapping a toga around a candle - play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos  — Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources (@waDNR) June 30, 2023ALT

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Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Follow up:

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